Can I Get A 'FUCK YEAH'?! East Side REPREZZZENT!

Los Angeles, we love you so much we'd send our favoritest golden spaniels to battle a striped hyena--a fight they'd surely lose--if it meant you'd give us oral.

Other things we'd do (for you to give us oral):

•Take you out for hot wings.

•Wash your car.

•Pretend not to notice that you're getting a little thicker around the waist.

•Play the FUCK YEAH FEST on August 26th.


Okay, I was just kidding about the last one. We actually had to give a lot of oral to get that slot. (One thing we've learned: The more oral we give, the more often we get the slot. Holla!)

The FUCK YEAH FEST has been one of the funnest weekends in Los Angeles for the past few years, and we're all SUPER excited to get naughty at the Echo again.

We looooooooooooooooove El Lay!

xxxooo,

Ben Lee Handler