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Monday, January 22, 2007


While we're waiting for Dyan to post a synopsis of the band's most recent trip to Paris, here is a riddle to keep you occupied for a while:

Where does the bee keep?

One more:

Why are we?

I promise to post more frequently starting tomorrow...


Ben Lee Handler



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bees eh?

# What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee!

# What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!

# How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne!

# What does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho hum hum!

# What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!

# What does a bee say before it stings you?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

# What's a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

# What is a baby bee?
A little humbug!

# Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!

# Why did the bee started talking poetry?
He was waxing lyrical!

# What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards!

# What are the cleverest bees?
Spelling bees!

# Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!

# What kind of bee can't be understood?
A mumble bee!

# What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A humburger!

# What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
An aero-drone!

# What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
He's bee-witched!

# Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box!

# Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

# What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
Swarm here isn't it!

# What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?

# Who writes books for little bees?
Bee-trix Potter!

# What's a bees favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee!


Keith Totp xx

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