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While we're waiting for Dyan to post a synopsis of the band's most recent trip to Paris, here is a riddle to keep you occupied for a while:
Where does the bee keep?
One more:
Why are we?
I promise to post more frequently starting tomorrow...
xxxooo,
Ben Lee Handler
Where does the bee keep?
One more:
Why are we?
I promise to post more frequently starting tomorrow...
xxxooo,
Ben Lee Handler
Labels: Tori Amos
posted by BLOOD AMBITION 2008 at 2:15 PM
1 Comments:
Bees eh?
# What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee!
# What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!
# How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne!
# What does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho hum hum!
# What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!
# What does a bee say before it stings you?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
# What's a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
# What is a baby bee?
A little humbug!
# Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!
# Why did the bee started talking poetry?
He was waxing lyrical!
# What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards!
# What are the cleverest bees?
Spelling bees!
# Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!
# What kind of bee can't be understood?
A mumble bee!
# What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A humburger!
# What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
An aero-drone!
# What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
He's bee-witched!
# Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box!
# Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
# What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
Swarm here isn't it!
# What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
Bee-thoven!
# Who writes books for little bees?
Bee-trix Potter!
# What's a bees favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee!
etc
Keith Totp xx
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