Tom Cruise, Thanksgiving

We are now in St. Ives, celebrating the American holiday of Thanksgiving at the house of Tour Manager Chalkie and his beautiful girlfriend, Claire. For those of you who are unaware, Thanksgiving is the American holiday wherein we celebrate our liberation from the horrible alien warlord Xenu and his army of body thetans.

Anyway, we have a day to recover from our last European date in Amsterdam, which was, well, we can't remember? (Just kidding! I'll post a more detailed acount when we're able to post bail and I'm at my own computer!)

Now it's back to Chalkie's Singstar PS2, where I just dominated Zebastian at Cyndi Lauper's 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.'

I love you,

Ben Lee Handler

Independence Day Celebration/Homecoming Dance Party

Friends of the Union, now is your chance to celebrate the Blood Arm's return to the homeland and our Great Nation's Independence all in one fell swoop. Also, alcohol.


This Tuesday, 4 July, the Blood Arm take the stage at Cinespace in Hollywood, California at 11pm.

Expect fireworks.