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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Caption Contest; Snakes on a Plane

Q: Why was the Blood Arm's flight from London to Los Angeles delayed two-and-a-half hours at the gate on Saturday?

A: Because now, in addition to making sure passengers aren't smuggling lotion into the cabin, security has to scour the vehicle to ensure that there aren't any Muthafuckin' Snakes on the Muthafuckin' Plane!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Here is a caption contest. If your captions for the twelve photos below are amongst our three favorites emailed to info@thebloodarm.com by 9:00am Pacific Standard Time Friday (that's 5:00pm in the UK), then we will mail you a copy of the super limited etched 7" for 'Suspicious Character,' the first single from the upcoming Lie Lover Lie.

UPDATE: Contest extended till Tuesday, 9am PST (that's Tuesday, 5pm GMT).

The photos:

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A sample entry might look like this:

1. Christ... What an asshole!
2. Christ... What an asshole!
3. Christ... What an asshole!
4. Christ... What an asshole!
5. Christ... What an asshole!
6. Christ... What an asshole!
7. Christ... What an asshole!
8. Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
9. Christ... What an asshole!
10. Christ... What an asshole!
11. Christ... What an asshole!
12. Christ... What an asshole!

Remember, all responses must be submitted to info@thebloodarm.com by Friday, August 25 at 9:00am PST (5:00pm GMT). Our favorite captions will be posted here!

Good luck!

-Ben Lee

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Chris said...

3. Fag!

4. Uh... snails on a mothafuckin' toast?

6. ...are bigger than others.

7. Not really a caption per se, but was this photo taken at a battle of the bands competition or something?

1:28 AM  
Anonymous Kim said...

1. Watch out - behind you - in the shadows, a sinister loking fellow is lurking!

2. Hey, if you look down this grill you can see into an underground ladies changing room!

3. I think someone has caught me in the underground ladies changing room....

4. So that's what a "Cumberland Sausage Toad" looks like!!

5. When the above returns use this.

6. I think you already met my dad in the underground ladies changing room.

7. Nathaniel emerges in the underground ladies changing room.

8. Dyan models lovely new frock found by Nathaniel in the above.

9. Something fishy this way comes.....

10. TOO MUCH VINEGAR on those fish and chips?

11. OH NO....

12. ..."YOU ATE A WHOLE CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE TOAD?"

1:39 PM  
Blogger boadwee blog said...

1) My name is Sebastien and I'm an alcoholic.
2) My name is Zachary and I'm and alcoholic OR
CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND MY CONTAC LENS?
3)Tim Burgess, you've packed on a few pounds.
4)Dyan seems to be thrilled to have received a Paul McCarthy sculpture edition for her birthday.
5)I KNEW the BLOOD ARM were lying about having a U.K. tour. I found this photo of Ben Lee collecting change while the others busked near Paddington station.
6)One of half of the Japanese pop duo "Pink Lady" seen with a fan at the most recent PINK LADY FAN CLUB CONVENTION.
7)I like all the boys and all the boys like me.
8)Rumour has it that PRINCE has been dating DYAN of Los Angeles indie band THE BLOOD ARM.
9)BEN LEE HANDLER'S EXCELLENT IMPERSONATION OF JEREMY IRONS IN "DEAD RINGERS".
10)NATHANIEL AND SEBASTIEN, I told you both that you've got to actually OPEN your mouth...
11)RED RUM, RED RUM, RED RUM
12)CHRIST, What an Asshole!

10:39 AM  

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